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You'll need a high speed industrial fan that can reach a wind speed of at least 100 mph, 40 guys from the local Walmart crew, and the hottest milf this side of the Mississippi. The foxy lady will stand approximately 20 feet away from the fan, obviously naked and ready for the coming storm. The guys will be standing right behind the fan brewing the storm. Once prepped and primed they let the snow loose. It travels through the fan reaching a terminal velocity of 50 feet per second, covering the vixen, head to toe in roughly a good foot of the gooey, white snow.
Yeah man I got the night shift boys together last night and Tom's wife got blinded by the North Dakota Blizzard
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This is a slang term for the city of Minot (a.k.a "Mindrot") North Dakota. Which is a very appropriate name considering the people who are born and raised in the town (and never leave) pretty much sit at home and watch tv 24/7 and literally allow their minds to rot. Funny what too much religion and limited exposure to the outside world can do to a person.
"Hi Steve, how are you? I haven't talked to you for along time! What? You're STILL living in Mindrot, North Dakota?! I'm sorry. What's the temp? -8 degrees? Geesh! Well I better let you go so you can go watch TV or go back to church."
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State school with a substandard flight program/team. For a super-standard flight program/team, see Embry-Riddle Aeronautical University.
"UND is going to get their asses beat down this year" - ERAU Flight Student
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a penis that is erectly bent slightly while turning up (north.) This usually occurs when a guy is having intercourse with another person and it's getting a little tiring. this happens twice in each mans life but on the third time the mans' penis disconnects from his body and crawls inside the sex partner. it then twists until it explodes inside him/her.
Bob : dude it was amazing last night
Joe : isn't it always good with jenny
Bob : yeah dude but this time she gave me a north dakota twist!
Joe : Epic! but isn't that your second time?
Bob : Yeah i gotta be careful i dont want it to explode inside her...
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Small town in south-western North Dakota.
Population an even 20,000. Home of the Enchanted Highway.
-Home of 21st Century Oil-boom in North Dakota.
-Home of 3 sit down restaurants, for a town of 20,000.
-Home of the shittiest pot holes known to mankind along with the longest red lights and shortest green lights in the tri-state region.
-Geologically home of the least density of trees ever seen. -Home of the Dickinson High School Midgets. Yea, thats right..I said Midgets. Don't be hating.
-Home of Dakota Diner where they serve the best damn apple pie and knoephla soup EVER.
I made it sloppy-rich in Dickinson, North Dakota!
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A town full of drama where everyone talks crap about people, but no one says it to their face.
"did you hear about all the crap Fritz said about Brandon?"
"yeah, but he'll never say it to his face because he's from Grand Forks, North Dakota "
To smuggle fish in your anal cavity back to Minnesota
Kenny pulled the North Dakota mud puppy to get 2 extra limits of walleyes back to Minnesota.