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Optimus Prime burned down an orphanage while eating beef jerky and cutting down the rain forrests. Then some femminists came up to him and started their bitching, so he starting punting them across the yard. Then he went to a feminists meeting and started shooting them with lazers that came out of his eyes and making then run back to their men for protection since women are weak. Then his gf started bitching him so he slapper her upside the head and she cooked him some dinner.
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Leader of the Autobots, Someone who is an unstoppable dynamo in a multiplayer game.
That fuggin' motha' fugga' neva' fuggin' DIES!!!!! AAAAAGGGGHHH!!!!!
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The leader of the transformers
Optimus Prime? He's jewish? ~ Peter
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the act of recieving head and pulling your penis out so fiercly the recievers intestines follow your penis out of his/her mouth.
"A pink sock. Just the other way."
i totally optimus socked russell last night.
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Like jesus, but hes a robot
Optimus prime is overpowered and still always dies
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This is a drink, to make it mix 1/2 part Budweiser and 1/2 Bud light. Enjoy it in moderation, over consumption of this will cause extreme awesome-ness. So watch out
Bartender hook me up with another "Optimus Prime"
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The friendly neighbourhood pimp with an obsession for hentai
That guy has SO MANY CHICKS!! He is Optimus Wangin'
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