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Brent Peterson is a famous tiktoker who guitar videos and makes stitches to famous videos saying his famous catchphrase "Vote me for president of the United States, I am Brent Peterson " using a low quality camera and various filters. He has various fan edits boosting his followers to 592.4k.
"Vote me for president of the United States, I am Brent Peterson"
"Yes I fucking will!"
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A guy who's wife disappeared. Later, she mysteriously turns up in the bay exactly where he was at the time of her disappearance. When they find her body, he's picked up near the border of Mexico with survival equipment, a bunch of cash, and Viagra.
Scott Peterson obviously was responsible for his wife's death. Don't be stupid.
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Best running back in the running back in the NFL; plays for the Minnesota Vikings.
Adrian Peterson sent the single game rushing record against the overrated San Diego Chargers.
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(v) to commit homicide on a woman that you have impregnated. Whereby the unborn child and mother are both killed.
Man, if my baby momma doesn't start being nice to me I'm gonna Scott Peterson that broad.
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When you put your thumb in a girls ass and she farts.
Oh honey, that was the best stinky peterson ive ever had!
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Yet another thing to yell during Halo 2. When someone gets a double kill they're supposed to yell "Scott Peterson, double kill" because we all know that Scott Peterson killed his wife and unborn child. It can Also be used when betraying 2 team members.
I was crouching around the corner and 2 n00bs ran by... SCOTT PETERSON, DOUBLE KILL!
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A 69 year old teacher (no cap fr), she is deaf and horny. she also is going blind. she hates all her students and likes to abuse them. She also claims to be a gamer, but i call bull.
Bill: oh my gosh she is so deaf i called her Judy Peterson and she didnt hear me