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1). A neurological disability which ignorant people believe means the same thing as mentally retarded.
While it's true that people with severe cases of CP can have mental retardation, many people with milder cases of CP have average to above average intelligence. Additionally, because many people with mild hemiplegic (one sided) CP have visual/spatial processing and math and/or language learning disabilities, IQ tests are often very inaccurate measures of a child with Hemiplegic CP's intelligence as they typically measure bilateral thinking patterns. People with spastic CP often have one very strong and dominant hemisphere in the undamaged side of the brain, and one weaker brain hemisphere. This results in one side or limb (s) of the body being weaker and lacking in the ability to accomplish fine motor skills. If the right side of the brain is affected, then the left side of the body will be affected, and if the left side of the brain is affected, the right side of the body will be weaker.
Despite having this disability, people with mild Spastic Hemiplegic Cerebral Palsy often live normal, relatively independent lives. They can learn to drive (a bit slower than the average kid), get a good career, and be happy and successful people.
I used to be angry with God, and cry out to him why I was born with mild Hemiplegic Spastic Cerebral Palsy; why I couldn't be like every other girl my age. Now, I realize that being "normal" often makes people more ignorant and thoughtless. They often take the little things in life for granted and may make fun of those who are different from the norm. Really though, it's those who aren't born perfect that have the most creativity, passion, and determination.
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Temporary paralytic condition typically afflicting someone who consumed too much cheese.
All that pepper jack cheese gave me Babybel's Palsy.
After receiving a fright, your involuntary reaction is comparable to that of a person with abnormal brain development.
"When Pete scared Tom, Tom suffered momentary Scarable Palsy, followed by wondering bewilderment."
Condition that occurs while golfing, that may last an indeterminate amount of time, and causes uncontrollable body movements, and results in a bad swing and high score.
I had a good round going until I contracted golf palsy on hole 12... luckily it only lasted one hole.
When one testicle hangs so much lower than the other , that it causes the corresponding eyebrow of the higher testicle to raise .
She kicked him in the nuts so hard that he still had Balz Palsy days later.
A weakened trembly condition caused by operating a CB radio for excessive lengths of time.
Disgusted local trucker: That electronics-whiz kid down the block from me is so proud of his new two-way radio gear that he built all by himself from kits, and he loves to listen on his scanner and then join in on any and all conversations taking place anywhere on da "ol' 40"... I wonder that he doesn't have ceebeeral palsy by this time!
It's when the pill or fanta has kicked in and your body movements resemble that of somebody whom has cerebral palsy.
"She's palsied up bro!" Hahaaaaa
It's also before someone starts TRexing.
Ahhhh trueeee, she's palsied up already!