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When you're looking for some COVID-19 comfort sex due to loneliness from social distancing, boredom from quarantine, or panic from maybe dying.
*Term coined by Ana and mildly inspired by Matthew.
Woman: What are you looking for on this dating app thing?
Man: The one. Not the wrong one. The right one.
Woman: I'm looking for the wrong one.
Man: Like purposely?! You just looking for some pandemic sex?
A project started during the pandemic (2020-2022) and is most likely losing money at this point. Can include cars, crypto, or any other inflated asset class during this era.
Toshiro purchased a 78 Corvette as a pandemic project and currently has 5k in it over the book value.
Kevin put his entire savings into buying Dogecoin as a pandemic project to help buy a house but we all know how that went.
A newly discovered widespread disease with over 1000 confirmed cases. All victims share the same symptoms first starting with partial blindness and then an urge to burrow needlessly. Eventually the victim will lose its mind and burrow underground until they starve themselves.
Do you think Obamacare covers the Emola Pandemic?
A style of dressing in which your face is covered with a mask and you are wearing gloves.
That mask. Those gloves. Dang. Get it, baby. You are pandemic-perfect.
A little kid that plays games online thinking he's good but he's worse than a 6 year old at CoD.
Dude that kid is such a Pandem Onion
Songs chosen to fit the current condition we are in with Covid-19 expressing what we cannot put into words. Bringing social closeness even in isolation through listening and exploring our emotions together with sound.
The Pandemic Playlist got me through the day!
When someone calls others out for not following social distancing rules during the COVID-19 pandemic, whether in person or on social media.
When I mentioned to Karen that I went out twice this week for groceries, she told me that I should only be going out once a week at most and that I was putting other people in danger by my selfish choices.
Karen was pandemic shaming me...