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Global panini is a wordplay on the word "global pandemic" and the food dish "panini," in reference to the COVID-19 pandemic. Initially coined by TikTok users, this COVIDism was created to humorously describe the historical global health pandemic.
Similar terms include: global pandaemonium, global panorama (or panoramic), global pandemilovato, global pandora (or pandora's box), global panera bread, and global pandemilovato
I'm sick and tired of this global panini, can't she just end already?
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An exclamatory remark uttered after a male friend has performed some action to show he is completely whipped by his girlfriend. The implication being that he would be willing to purchase a panini press for his apartment/dorm room/house/living quarters if she asked him to.
John: "I can't watch the game tonight, Sally and I are going to see Phantom of the Opera."
Friends (together): "Panini Press!"
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Christina Panini is overall an idiot, and generally a metaphorical crackhead, if you know a Christina Panini then you should value her deeply despite her stupidity within her actions, she’s a bomb ass bish and will love you very much but may not always show it and is ALWAYS more clumsy than clumsy, a true celebrator of national crackhead day and a pancake lover, commonly with her idiot friends who she is a complete weirdo around
Random dude: who is that?!
Different random dude: that’s a Christina Panini
Original random dude: should’ve known
Christina Panini is a true idiot, if you know a Christina Panini then you will know that she is a crackhead and you should value her deeply.
She is a pancake lover and generally quite stupid but nonetheless isn’t too bad of a person, she might be annoying and weird sometimes but who cares? She’s a bomb ass bitch. She can make you laugh and celebrates national crackhead day (November 3)
Random dude: who is that?!
Different random dude: that’s a Christina Panini
Original random dude: should’ve known
The act of smashing a fresh turd between the seat and lid of a toilet.
I had to drop a deuce in the worst way but couldn't as someone had turned my shitter into a porcelain panini.
Verb, slang for eating out a poonani
Oh shit did you panini poonani her?
A shitty sandwich shop. Notably on the East Side of Manhattan and Long Island City.
It's famous for spit-in/spit-on entrees.
It's also famous for on-time delivery of its mediocre wares.
John: I have the munchies.
Vlad: Let's order from Panini Tozt!
John: No, Vlad -- that shit's nasty.
Vlad: Womp. I forgot about the time we had a peanut butter and saliva sandwich delivered.