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The Paranoid Monkeys

Underground progressive rock band from Fife, Scotland. The Paranoid Monkeys are sincerely intense, compelling and original soundsmith's of THOUGHTFUL sonically grooving material, i.e. material that makes you THINK AND GROOVE! (Rare as rocking horse sh*t.) Politically astute, universally aware, socially super-conscious and ultimately spellbinding. If all you want is three chords and dumb entertainment, then they probably aren't for you. But if you actually love 'listening' to music, they probably are.

Listen to The Paranoid Monkeys here-

reverbnation.com/theparanoidmonkeys

by Satans nipple May 28, 2011

3πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Paranoid schizophrenic

The crazy nutjobs that believe the US government caused 9/11.

John: The government is out to get you, man! They caused 9/11! They planted explosives in the towers and shot down Flight 93. They shot a missile at the Pentagon. The government wants you dead!

Joe: Jesus! What a paranoid schizophrenic!

by TontoTheScalper August 24, 2011

13πŸ‘ 18πŸ‘Ž


paranoid crybaby

A person that is insanely fearful of his or her surroundings and constantly whines over what they assume something bad will immediately happen to them caused by whatever they lay their eyes on.

You are such a paranoid crybaby. Why don't you just grow up and get over yourself??

by Archdruid1989 June 18, 2010

2πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Internet Paranoid

One who is paranoid when online and thinks that anyone could be a predator. Someone who is Internet Paranoid refuses to give out any information about themselves- not even a letter in their name. These are some of the most annoying people on the internet, so watch out for them.

Person 1: "Did you see that guy in the chat room earlier?"

Person 2: "Yeah, what was his name?"

Person 1: "I don't know. He is Internet Paranoid."

by HoustonH December 11, 2010

2πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


paranoid pete

often found in basingstoke havin a mellow cotch paranoid pete first acquired his name during his graffiti days. he is less paranoid nowadays although he stil smokes occassionally.he is known to squash beef and has killed many before now.often seen with sparky.

the worlds greatest
petefish
prang
para
noida
pete

by thei April 25, 2005

6πŸ‘ 11πŸ‘Ž


Paranoid Android

Typically someone who is always paranoid either generally or when they are on drugs.

Tony-β€œeya man a swear a just heard someone knock on me door.”
Michael-β€œpiss off tony ya been on gear for 4 days in a row that’s why. Stop being a paranoid android man.”

by WillyWhackerAttacker July 15, 2022

1πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Marvin The Paranoid Android

A cynical robot who doesn't think the best of most people. One of the main characters in "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy"

"Here I am, brain the size of a planet, and they ask me to open a door" - Marvin The Paranoid Android

by Mr Beeblebrox January 22, 2012