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The Patrick's are a group of two of more Patrick's working together in a work place not larger then 100 employees.
"Patrick's" are rare to begin with but together or in three's (extremely rare) are a sisterhood of hilarious outburst, melt downs, and drama.
"I once worked at a car dealership with not just two Patrick's but Three..... oh Boy.... "The Patrick's".... a blessing.
A curse, a dumpster fire... "
Simply too good for this world. Patrick is the greatest person to have in your life. He is a true friend, who will care for you even if he isn't in a good state of mind. You will envy him for his humor, ambition, way of thinking, likable charisma, soothing aura and breathtaking looks. Patrick is really smart and can read people like a book, while never being naiv.
He is perfect in his own way. The outstanding way how he puts up with everything and everyone needs to be more appreciated. Looking in his eyes and holding his hands will make you feel so calm and comfortable, that you forget your surroundings. He will brighten any day with his presence. If you ever lose him, you will regret it the most. He always deserves to be happy.
" Patrick always saves my day"
" Without Patrick life would be less worth living "
" Patrick is a really outstanding guy"
A statement of unadulterated stupidity, often implying that the speaker is an incel or is struggling with a mental illness
Guy 1: I'm an alpha, loli-slaying god
Guy 2: That sounds like a Patrickism
Hott
Shemexy
Atracttive
Cute
Smart
Funny
Amazing
Awesome
girl2 - Did you see him!
girl1 - Yeah i think thats Patrick
girl2 - sure as hell thats Patrick he's so hott
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probably the coolest mother you'll meet. he rocks! WOWOWOWOWOWOW IT'S PATRICK BITCH.
Lyk 0h3mg33 you guys, it's patrick bitch!
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He is so much better than any guy ive met or any other girl he's met. He makes the girl feel so much better about herself. He's all around funny, and never puts a girl down. But dont piss him off he will literally kill you.
Girl 1-Yeah he was like feeling all up on me.
Girl 2-He was ?! Dont tell Patrick.
Patrick-Oh fuck im going to kick his ass !!
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