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A person who remains unscathed after holding an exploding grenade, throwing molotov cocktails, and getting shot at close range with Berettas, Mac-11s, shotguns, and MP5s.
Max Payne dove out of the skyscraper, but he survived because he had 8 painkillers on him.
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The most gay ass mother fucking art teacher at grjh that yells at you if you look up for 2 fucking seconds.
*drawing* *looks up* get busy your way behind do you want an f in this class i will call your parents with that attitude i give you barry payne
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proof that labour is just too much for some women
Cheryl: OMG Liam ! I am in bare pain!
Liam: OMG Cheryl that's it! Bear Payne
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Tall handsome and strong. Has at least a seven incher. You can trust him with anything. Great friend.
Owen Payne is a sexy beast.
Liam James Payne is the cutest and most kind hearted person in this whole entire universe. His body can look pretty scary sometimes, but he has the most precious personality ever. Liam always makes sure that everyone else is okay. You can’t not love him.
Who‘s the best idol?
It’s Liam Payne
the most bitchin rapper ever
he lays down raps like you cant believe
dangg. what was that?
that was c-payne
WHOA he is a machine
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A up and coming gay porn star, he has starred in such classics as "Jake Loves Miami" and " Taking Valve up from behind".
Jake Paynes has fetish for Invader Zim
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