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a bad-ass bitch you shouldn't mess with because she'll eat your toes while roasting your dad. she told her own dad he was a fat-ass and how he couldn't fit down the slide. she and her friends are all toxic and really don't care about each other but pretend they do. anyways go watch peppa jump in muddy puddles and roast her dad while you eat your doritos
Nobody:
Peppa Pig: Your too fat to go down the slide daddy
peeepppppaaaaaa what are you doing innn myyy phoneeeee
person 1:where’s peppa pig?
person 2:*looks down at phone *
person2: peeeppppaaaaaa what are you doing innn myyy phoneeeee
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she is a cartoon pig, who often finds herself inside of peoples chocolate, or other thiings, like there streaks on snapchat.
person: "peppa pig? what are you doing inside my chocolate ?"
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When your girl is giving you a blowjob, just as you are about to cum yell "I'M DADDY PIG" at the top of your lungs and snort as loud as you can as you release you load in her mouth
"Me and my girl tried the Peppa Pig last night."
"Yooo, how was it?"
"It was good, but she said my dick was more like George's."
That dank kid who’s on drugs in the back of the class who looks like peppa pig but is super hot so you want to kissy kissy
Damn peppa pig lookin fine today
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When you see someone from the side and they're pretty cute but then you see them from the front and they're definitely not.
Person 1: "so there's this girl in my math class who i thought was kinda cute but then i saw her from the front and almost puked."
Person 2: "Damn, you totally got peppa pigged."
Person 1: "Yeah... and now I can't get peppa pegged."