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Made possible by the moronic addition of successive, eerily similar pictures on Facebook, Picture Movies are when one cycles between 2 (or more, depending on the moron) pictures quickly in a photo album, producing an effect similar to animation.
Dude, that dumb bitch who always puts pictures of herself on Facebook is a fucking Picture Movie library. Look at these -- three in a row!
A myspace picture typically involves..
1. Having a view of the arm coming towards the camera, showing that the person is taking the picture of themselves (expressing how bored or insecure they must be)
2. Looking emo or sad for no reason.. (the typical 'depressed face/black and white film/turning away from the camera/dark makeup/wearing hoodie/attempt at being artsy' sort of picture)
3. Cleavage (not random folks)
4. The picture is usually accompanied by some sort of caption that involves an attempt at being profound with a dramatic quote or sometimes involving lyrics to a song that the person may not even listen to but rather have it on there to make themselves look deep or intellectual
5. About 230983 of the same shot on their myspace page where the only difference is that the pictures are from slightly different angles
6. After the picture is posted, it is usually followed by
A) a (few) bulliten(s).. explaining their intense need for YOU to comment their new picture. Sometimes involving an 'image comment bribe' where the bulliten poster will bribe the reader of the bulliten with an image comment only and only if the reader of the bulliten comment's their own picture. (also known as an 'image comment exchange')
B) The bulliten may also trick the reader to open the bulliten by labeling the title of it with a name such as 'who i LIKE..' thus reeling the reader into opening the bulliten and instead of finding out that the bulliten poster LIKES a certain person, they find out that the bulliten poster actually has new pictures.. and they LIKE attention.
7. This bulliten, depending on how desperate it seems, will result in a few insincere image comments. This is where friends lie to friends on how good they look when in reality, the person does not look so amazing that 1,000 exclamation points following a compliment are necessary!
Myspace pictures are fun to classify and analyze.
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A pornographic film; a porno; an adult movie
"The Germans sure do make a good fuck picture."
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the entire perspective on a situation or issue —used with the
the whole story of something; a complete view of something.
I don't see it going anywhere in the bigger picture.
The sales manager gave us all the big picture this morning, and I'm more confused than ever.
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The worst day in the school year. Everyone hates it because they believe they look ugly.
“OMG BECKY!! I HATE PICTURE DAY IM SO HIDEOUS”
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1. Zoe
2. Jessopjessopjessop
"Zoe and Jessop are such picture whores"
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When a person in a photograph consistently has the same expression. They believe that this is the only way they look good in a photo, thus every photo of them looks exactly the same. This type of photo is typically found on a facebook profile.
"Wait, wait... don't take the picture yet, I don't have my picture face on."
"Try to snap a candid photo - one without her picture face."
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