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A beautiful piece of heaven meant for consumption. Often stays hidden but sometimes steals the spotlight from the stars.
Gus: “Dude, was that the hidden pineapple right there?!”
Shawn: “It may be after all. Let’s slice it up for the road.”
n. Someone who behaves with hateful intention; ridiculously inadequate or unwilling.
A coworker was mad I finished early so he created more side work for me to do...what a pineapple!
This pineapple is driving 60 mph in the left hand of the freeway...he must know since 5 cars have gone around him.
Yes this is a fruit, and yes, Hitler gets one shoved up his ass daily in "little Nicky". Awesome movie btw. But it is also used as a "safe word" during sex, or hardcore fucking. Things r going great, getting pounded by a dick, but if a girl can't handle it, she can say "pineapple" to whoa it up.
Oh baby, that feels so fucking good, harder, harder....omfg....yes...yes ....oh...ohhh.....PINEAPPLE!!!!!
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(Adjective) A person who thinks the world is rainbows and sunshine's, sassy and straightforward, thinks everyone is marshmallows, way too extra and gets upset easily and should be protected at all times.
1.) Did you see how Rachel was acting like a pineapple today?
2.) Oh my gosh! He's such a pineapple!
Single greatest fruit ever to exist solely for its natural chemical ability to make semen taste Uncharacteristically and magically delicious
When he blew his load in my mouth it tasted like a pineapple.
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