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A home based or head office based employee who descends upon a smaller office (usually coinciding with the visit of the General Manager, CEO, COO etc.) and then proceeds to prance about looking important in their suits, whilst generally chatting shit really loudly telling the world their job title, where they live, where they go on holiday, yadda yadda yadda!
Office Ponce
Salesmen /women
Human Resources
Managers
Personal Assistants
Executives
Someone who enjoys (and will go to great lengths to seek out) real/craft beer at the expense of substandard, mass-produced fayre. They will often denigrate popular beer brands and judge the character of a person based on the ales they drink.
"Don't get Big Steve a Carlsberg - he's a beer ponce and will think you're a generic knobhead. He'll get apoplectic if you unironically say 'Carlsberg is probably the best beer in the world' - so get a pint of that 'Monk's Relish' porter instead"
Indie ponce is the term used to describe an adolescent male who believes he is the ultimate indie character. This may be due to fashion, musical talent or general behaviour, most of the times all of these come into consideration. Usually an indie ponce has a select group of friends, which all adore him and believe that he is, in fact, the ultimate indie figure, but rarely has the indie ponce got any friends outside of his small circle.
Common traits:
Style: Skinny jeans, Pointy shoes, cardigans, most often very skinny in physique, most commonly to have a tattoo of either song lyrics or poetry in Latin or Italian.
Musical Talent: Often thought of as a 21st Century Poet, by himself or his inner circle, he believes he is the modern day version of T. S. Eliot and Hunter S. Thompson combined in one skinny indie kid.
General Behaviour: Generally of Public school background, will always be in a relationship with an indie cindy, only ever drinks Jack Daniels and Coke, believes that ‘being spotted’ is key to everything.
Heroes: Pete Doherty, J. D Salinger, Shakespeare, T. S. Eliot, Hunter S. Thompson, His parents.
“Next time just tell me i’m being an Indie Ponce, OK?”
“He is such an Indie Ponce! He thinks he’s so amazing!!!”
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An individual who unnecessarily chooses the peculiar over tradition; with the peculiar not actually being any tastier.
Food ponce's select strange sandwiches and meals solely in the pursuit of attention from other food ponce's.
Alec: "I insist on having rocket in my sandwich. Iceberg lettuce is so plebeian!"
Adam: "Steve, are you eating your refs with chopsticks?
Steve: "Of course. It's Chinese food."
Adam: "You fucking food ponce."
A particular method of securing a scarf around a man's neck. chiefly employed by a members of society familiar with polo and crumpets.
delightful ponce loop old chum...
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another word for Emo
"great, another Ponce Metal band like My Chemical Romance"
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Word used to describe a male who has sex with underage boys and girls by day, and dresses up like a woman and cruises for sex by night. See nonce.
Is that a man or a lady fucking those children?
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