Random
Source Code
Random
The art of leaving streaks in the toilet after taking a dump.
The residue left in the toilet after a good crap.
Bob, what the hell did you eat? You left some major porcelain paint!
After that burrito last night, I'm going to leave some porcelain paint.
34👍 7👎
A huge , nasty, filthy dump. Usually taken the day after a hard night of draft beer and hot wings. Sometimes confused with the "triple flusher" , but much more violent.
I'm going to lay down a real porcelain punisher before the Seahawks game kicks off...
37👍 9👎
one who takes the blame for a foul odor in a upblic restroom.
This guy walked into the bathroom and gave me a nasty look. I tried to explain that it was the guy who just left but he didn't look convinced. He made me the porcelain pariah.
When a person defecates powerfully enough to (metaphorically) shatter the porcelain of a toilet. To shit your brain's out.
"Oh man, I just took a giant shit. I broke the porcelain!"
"I only shit at work because I don't wanna break the porcelain in MY bathroom."
The thoughts between vomiting in front of a toilet, usually against yourself, and whatever substance has brought you there.
Wanna come out with us tonight? No thanks, I'm taking a break after last nights porcelain revelation.
Last night I had a porcelain revelation, flushed the rest of my stuff, turned off my phone, and am looking for a new job.
Someone who takes off articles of clothing while using the toilet.
Jim must be a porcelain stripper; I saw him go into the shitter wearing a full tux and came out in his birthday suit.
A pejorative term targeted at white Americans with fragile egos who are unable to have mature discussions about race without mentioning that a white guy invented the light bulb.
"That guy is so sensitive, he's a Porcelain American."