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1. to fein a conversation with someone.
2. to have a fake conversation, i.e. pretend you are a celebrity and speak as they would.
I had a great confauxsation with a telemarketer yesterday. They had no idea I wasn't interested in a new vacuum cleaner until I told them I was homeless.
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Bastardization of British term wilfing (What was I Looking For)in reference to internet searching. A wilf ninja is one who is particularly adept at internet searches.
"How'd you find that hotel's name in Nepal so fast?"
"Cause I'm a damn wilf ninja."
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Pronounced with a hard G, it is your evil, red-headed twin.
"What happened last night?"
"My doppelranger showed up and lit the place on fire."
The reorientation of Christmas from a celebration of the birth of Christ to an excuse to buy needless material objects in order to swell the pocketbooks of Chinese businessmen.
How did you celebrate Consumermas?
I bought a big screen tv, toys for my kids they don't need and a watch.
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Pronounced with a hard G, one who has red hair. From Australian slang.
Check out the flaming ranger over there.
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one who takes the blame for a foul odor in a upblic restroom.
This guy walked into the bathroom and gave me a nasty look. I tried to explain that it was the guy who just left but he didn't look convinced. He made me the porcelain pariah.