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Girls watch it while they rub themselves and penetrate with dildos. It is so hot. They moan and legs shake uncontrollably. They finger themselves feeling pleasure. They reach orgasm panting and their hair a mess, blushing.

I watched porn earlier, rubbing my pussy on my hand then fingering myself and moaning the whole time - I am a very naughty little girl.

by Beachpissergirl January 14, 2022

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Remember kids, the pope see's you.

The pope is watching you

by Mike T.K. February 16, 2005

243πŸ‘ 234πŸ‘Ž


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Dude, if you're gonna jerk off somewhere, do it on porn-hub instead of here. do you realize you've come to A dictionary site to get sexual satisfaction? log off, and find your stepsister.

Todd: can you help me get out of the wheelchair Kyle?
Kyle: FUCK OFF I'M BEATING IT TO THIS HOT BLONDE BITCH!
Todd: ugh, he watching porn again. (And to think he feeds me with his hands)

by dalton_is_a_taxi_driver April 22, 2020

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A way to sexually gratify oneself without the risk of catching sexually transmitted viruses. The only viruses you have to worry about are the ones your computer gets which have a 100% cure rate compared to STDS.

God I love porn. I don't have to worry about some bitch giving me HIV. The only viruses I have to worry about are computer viruses which have a 100% cure rate. I cannot beat that!!!

by ddragon03 October 22, 2008

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God's gift to the world.

and God said, "Let there be happiness", and there was porn

by J_E_S_U_S July 11, 2008

95πŸ‘ 92πŸ‘Ž


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An educational video that should be shown in school to a bunch of little kid under the age of 18

Jah: Hey Jeff did you see that teanna trump and Lissa Ann porn in class yesterday

Jeff: yea mr. Craig showed us

by Ghostlyastronaut March 10, 2019

18πŸ‘ 12πŸ‘Ž


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Porn is when someone videotapes sexual intercourse. There are types of porn for all sexualities. Most porn videos are filmed in a studio with popular pornstars and an entire camera crew.

Man: β€œDude, I just found porn on my computer. Should I ask my daughter or my wife first?”

Girl: β€œ I just orgasmed to lesbian porn last night. I think it was the most powerful orgasm yet!”

by Crazieeee Connieeee May 23, 2018

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