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THE KING
famous for being famous
LOL
Elvis is the king of rock'n'roll
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Amazing at skating and dreams about fucking playboy carti to death.
Presley Crabtree is gay
No I am not quuer
When one is so drunk they pass out on the toilet
Oh man Adam Elvis Presley'd on the toilet
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When you pour Whiskey in a cowboy boot and put a vibrator inside it then attempt to put the boot on your foot.
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A great entertainer who glorrified black music. He caused tyrades with women fans with the gyration of his hips (which were band from showing from the waste down on 50's tv due to its sexual conotations).
He starred in several movies and had one daugther.
Elvis's career declined in the 1960's as British rock took the scene. He did have a comeback attempt in 1968. During his later years he indulged in sex, drugs, more drugs, and banana and peanut butter sandwiches. His weight blew up to over 300.
He was rumored to wear more cologne no matter how much he smelled bad.
In August of 1977, he was found by his staff face down in the bathroom with a large amount of fecal matter potruding from his buttocks. The feces was broken away and he was turned over and administered CPR. He was pronounced dead 2 hours later.
He did not die of defecide (Dying while defecating) but yet by a massive heart attack induced by an impacted constipated colon filled with dozens of prescription drugs and fatty foods.
His home has been turned into a museum attracting some 40 million people annually.
Elvis mixed country and R&B together. He made the mainstream appreciate watered down black R&B music.
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This bitch is pretty hot. Presley might not have long hair but she has a “donk”. You might find a Presley at in n out or playing guitar. She’s beautiful and very short. Like short short. You know what’s not short her last name that shit is long as fuck.
“bro who’s that hot girl” “omg that’s Presley Schoonderweord“
The gorgeous ex wife of Elvis Presley and mother of his only daughter, Lisa Marie Presley.
Did you see that tramp with Elvis?
Yeah, that's his wife, Priscilla Presley.
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