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A person (male or female) that dresses up like a girl or a girl they know.
Person 1- I think that guys a pretend-a-girl.
Person 2- nah, he isnt i saw him make-out with a girl at a party.
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A girl (usually teenage or early 20's) who self-diagnoses a gender identity disorder, gets a terrible haircut, starts insisting upon male pronouns and integrates themselves into the trans community before abandoning the idea and going back to sucking cock after about 6 months.
Rae: 'I haven't seen Jake in a while, what happened to him?'
Kris: 'She decided that she wasn't ftm after all and changed her name back to Britney.'
Rae: 'Pretend to M?'
Kris: 'Yup.'
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A girl that is extremely unattractive and repulsive who no guys seem to like or want to "get with", and makes up stories that involve herself and others doing sexual things to make it seem like she's wanted when obvioulsy she isn't; not a real whore.
Dude, did you hear about that Pretend Whore that goes to Cambria Heights, the one with the lamb for a best friend?
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a boo that has not yet/will never fulfill all the requirements of being a real boo. An understanding that two people are not friends, but not exactly "boo-thangs" either.
He was my pretend boo until he started talking to a girl that he knew that i knew.
My ex-pretend boo can listen to Best Thing I Never Had by Beyonce and think of me.
The last day of work before any sort of holiday starts that isn't an actual Friday. Also applicable to any form of a day off from something.
Colleague 1: Are you working tomorrow?
Colleague 2: Hell no! Today's pretend Friday
A play on the word, "Public Defender". Ya see, it rhymes...real original, right? Basically, this is a poor retched soul that usually just graduated from law school. Being an attorney at the pubic defender's office is probably the worst job a lawyer could ever have. The "PD" as it's commonly called, usually attracts a couple of different types. One is the rich hippie or Trustafarrian, a disgruntled lawyer who was "targeted" when he/she was younger, some stupid white kid that thinks they can change the world, an ultra liberal Harvard graduate, or some poor twerp who couldn't get another job quick enough.
Raymone: "Man, I gots-ta-get a lawyer."
Laquisha: "Well what you bitchin at fool, call down to da PD's office and get ya one."
Raymone: "Naw, I don't want some Public Pretender to fuck all my shit up."
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When a so called geezer pretends to be smashed but their clearly sober as a judge!
A: "here lads, is bagle pissed??"
B: "is he bollocks, only had 4 bottles. Being the great pretender again isn't he!"
A: "fucking wet lettuce"
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