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The act of stalling or avoiding important tasks, and using the time to masterbate instead.
Did your brother make it to Dallas yet? -No, he PROCRASTERBATED all day, and missed every flight out!
It's when you are thinking about masterbating but instead of doing it right now you decide to do it later.
I can't wait to Procrasterbate tonight!
The act of putting something off long enough that it litterally only screws yourself.
Stop procrasterbating
Are you really gonna procraterbate?
What's with all this procrasterbation
I'm procrasterbating
This will teach you to procrasterbate
when you procrastinate by jacking off
Mathew: "man I've been jacking off all day about this assignment"
Richie: "you've gotta stop with the procrasterbation
1. Masterbating instead of doing the work that you are supposed to be doing. Occurs frequently when high school boys are assigned to type a paper on something boring.
2. Rather than doing a project, you do your hand.
Example:
-"Hey Tyler, did you finish that paper yet, it's been like 4 hours?"
-"No, sorry man I was Procrasterbating and never got back on topic!"
Putting off jacking off until later.
That Bill always has his hand in his pants. Go take care of business and quit being a procrasterbator