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Putting off masturbation because of copious amounts of other work you have procrastinated too much on.
"Yeah man I really wanted to masturbate but I just couldn't put off my history paper any longer. This procrastibation is killing me."
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When needing to do something, only to have a sexual thought, image, or sound provoke your inner horniness, thus making you procrastinate, probably due to seeking out porn.
"Dude, I wanted to get that paper done, but I saw a picture of a topless chick on Youtube and was pulled into procrastibation.
Masturbating to avoid tasks.
I caught him watching porn in the middle of Procrastibation.
In mid Procrastibation, my girlfriend came home and found me avoiding the honey-do list.
The act of avoiding or putting off necessary tasks or chores through self-masturbation
I bet your Matt didn't do any work for his Energy, Markets and Risk exam last night. He was probably too busy procrastibating.
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verb: Putting off important tasks in favour of pleasuring yourself sexually.
"No, I didn't finish my science paper, I was procrastibating instead."
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Someone who thinks about doing things but is just masturbating instead and never does anything.
I'm a terrible procrastibator- I think about it and dream about it but I never get it started.
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when you are too lazy to masterbate, you put it off till later
I was really horny, but i decided to procrastibate and didnt do anything till later
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