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Me: Bro I think I'm catching feelings for her
Friend: Homie remember Rule Number 1
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At a BBQ, The number of Burners on the BBQ decides how many metres away any women must be at all times***
*** All times except whilst bringing an alcoholic beverage to the cook or cooks support.
Rule AUS-1 relates to the goings on at a BBQ
There is 4 Burners on a mans BBQ which means his wife must stay 4 metres away from it, unless she brings him or his support staff a beer, which should be open by the time he gets it, then she must retreat to the required distance.
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4/1 - April's first.
No one in the entire internet can be trusted, especially on 4/1.
*on 4/1*
Guy1: ¡Oh my god , Half life 3 is coming out and Facebook buys Linux!
Guy2: Rule 4/1.
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Rule number black dick is the best dick
Rule number 1. Look at that black guy, I bet he's good in bed.
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A rule for throwing a party which states that for every two 2 girls you invite 1 will show and for every 1 guy you invite 2 will show.
Tony invited an equal amount of girls and guys to the party but because of the 2 for 1 rule the girls were outnumbered by 4 to 1.
Never admit your a hipster. This shows that you are definitely not a hipster.
There is no exception. Even friends do not discuss how hipster they are.
Annoying person: "Omg, I'm like so hipster!" i.e. breaking #1 rule of hipster
Hipsters: "K bye"
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