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A shoddy attempt at humor crafted by the Linux community in order to answer back at those who even mildly criticize their half-finished kernel or the "newbies" who are trying to seek help in getting Linux to function properly on their machines. Makes one look stupid when said out loud in a group of people.
Newbie: Can you please help me configure my soundcard and modem? I read the manual, and followed the instructions, but both piece of hardware still refuse to work.
Linux elitist: Go away or I will replace you with a simple shell script, retard.
Newbie: All I did was ask for help, and if this is how you treat those who want to learn about Linux, then you shouldn't be surprised if people go back to using Windows or Mac OS-X.
Linux elitist: Well go back to crashing your Windoze, troll.
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Somehting that the first posters take FAR too literally. It's a joke you stupid smacktards. Nothing more nothing less.
I got a tiny dick dick but I am a genious because I realized that a shell-script can't replace people, YAY!!!
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Some phrase made by a geek who probably had a moment of inspiration while masturbating toTux the Linux penguin mascot.
Geek: I've got an idea! I'll tell the n00bs to go away before I replace them with a simple shell script. That'll teach them. Damn this hand lotion rocks!
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Her butt has been rear ended too many times. Cat't replace it so bring out the bondo, sandpaper and a grinder.
Her butt has been rear ended too many times. Cat't replace it so bring out the bondo, sandpaper and a grinder.
A replacement bus route that starts at Hawkesbury River and stops at Woy Woy, Koolewong, Tascott, Point Clare and Gosford.
Replacement Bus 69CN is the main replacement bus route that connects Sydney and the Central Coast.
A replacer is a friend who can only have one best friend at a time. So one day, they're best friends with one person. And if they see a new person walk by who seems nice they go meet them. Just like that, the previous best friend gets replaced. Or kicked to the curb, if you will.
"Hey Replacer." said Maya. "Replacer? Why are you calling me a replacer? I don't replace people." said Raymond. "Oh really? We were best friends until you met Muziq. I got replaced. By you."
A slang reference for a adult store.
I'm looking for recommendations for knob and tube replacement in Toronto. Can anyone help?