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Someone who buys for looks for their car rather than for performance.
Person 1: Hey look at that pimped out car!
Person 2: It's a ricer. Theres nothing under the hood.
Person 1: But look at the paint job, body kit, and spoiler!
Person 2: Exactly.
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A car driven by a person who has modified every aspect of the car except the engine. A ricer might have more exhaust decibels than horsepower. A ricer might have a car that
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Modifying a car that is not normally considered a sports car. Civic, sable, focus....etc.
Quickly identified by multiple stickers (Looks like a NOPI catalog), wings that are at risk of catching power lines, Monstor tach for a stock vehicle, loud exhaust installed on automatic.
Also see - Ricer fly by
That is not a sports car, damn ricers!
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A Ricer:
A ricer is the person who drives a stock car, with extras that if anything slow the car down and make it less aerodynamic. (body kit, spoilers you name it) Yet it looks 'Sick/phat' - So its cool!!! - buts its slow.
How to identify a ricer driver: The typical driver of a riced up car, can be identified by the secondary monster tacho mounted where everyone can see it.
This is because the dick hanging from their forehead interferes with the perfectly good, stock tacho mounted conveiently in the dash cluter. And for those who dont know; the shift light is because they cant use their periferal vision.
They are incapable of reading the tacho and looking where they are going at once. They need a warning light (shift light) to tell them, their stock lancer engine, is about to explode and its time to change gears. Thank god for the monster tacho!
I think that sums it up...
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Has...
1. Stickers that give it "extra hp"
2. Wing
3. Fart Tip
4. Front Body Kit
5. Owner says Nos (Noz)
6. Just Plain Stupid Car
7. Thinks It's Fast but really it is not
Hey, is that a shopping cart I see in the distance. No it's a ricer with a huge wing!
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A Honda Civic.
No one likes ricers, either. For more details, see drifting sack of shit.
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Anyone concerned more with (poor) aesthetics and obnoxious audibility than physics.
"Dude my new civic wing is dope, geee!"
"Yes, but what is the drag coefficient of that monstrosity? And exactly what do you think the effects of that much downforce will be on the rear-end of this front wheel drive vehicle. Did you even think 2 seconds in advance?"
"I got a 'Fast and da Furious' air-freshener."
"You got screwed over Ricer."
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