A fat unattractive man who dates a hot woman.
Look at that Seth Rogan over there, he's datin one fine ass bitch.
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A hilarious and enlightened subversive stand up comedian who carries on the torch of George Carlin and Bill Hicks.
He is well known as a color commentator for UFC and being the host of the reality game show Fear/Factor.
He got a lot of attention when he called out Carlos Mencia for stealing other comedians jokes and proving it.
He is an advocate of psychedelic drugs and a weed enthusiast.
He isTae Kwon Do blackbelt and champion and holds a
brownbelt in Jui Jitsu under Eddie Bravo.
He's a super badass motherfucker who's really funny.
"Dude, Joe Rogan told some annoying cunt in the audience who wouldn't shut up that he was gonna wrap his dick around her neck and start her up like a lawnmower!"
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Chimps, Elk, Weed, LA, Fitness, Paranormal, Gobekli Tepi, wolves and bears, MMA, Comedy, Black holes, quads, CIA, Trump, Epstein, DMT, the fucking pyramids. Jamie bringing it all up.
Abe; I listened to Joe Rogan talking about chimps on DMT.
Ed; I watched Joe Rogan talking about chimps on DMT while piloting reverse engineered alien craft. Jamie had to bring up an image.
Abe: I missed out on that.
Ed: You did.
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Hot standup comic, very funny. Also women want to lick his neck.
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-The pot smoking commentator for the UFC who says very amusing things
-Formerly the host of Fear Factor, but no one watched that shit
-A very funny stand up comedian who often jokes about wacking off
Joe Rogan: That cut looks like a goats vagina!
Me: Omg, joe. Really?
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The phenomenon of when a podcaster or political commentatorβs biggest critics have never even listened to them, and instead hate them based purely on what the media and Twitter says.
βNobody has stronger opinions about Joe Rogan than people who have never listened to Joe Rogan.β
-Quote from Edward Snowden that demonstrates Roganβs Razor
1) Something extreme, or agressive, offputting or violent. engrossingly repulsive.
2) Something regarding smoking weed, UFC, and starting beefs with comedians.
Opposite of That's so Raven
Woah did you just see that homeless man bite off that pidgeon's HEAD?!?! That's so Rogan
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