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Seth Rogan

A fat unattractive man who dates a hot woman.

Look at that Seth Rogan over there, he's datin one fine ass bitch.

by Eat At Joes March 22, 2009

86πŸ‘ 87πŸ‘Ž


Joe Rogan

A hilarious and enlightened subversive stand up comedian who carries on the torch of George Carlin and Bill Hicks.

He is well known as a color commentator for UFC and being the host of the reality game show Fear/Factor.

He got a lot of attention when he called out Carlos Mencia for stealing other comedians jokes and proving it.

He is an advocate of psychedelic drugs and a weed enthusiast.

He isTae Kwon Do blackbelt and champion and holds a
brownbelt in Jui Jitsu under Eddie Bravo.

He's a super badass motherfucker who's really funny.

"Dude, Joe Rogan told some annoying cunt in the audience who wouldn't shut up that he was gonna wrap his dick around her neck and start her up like a lawnmower!"

by DMTelf March 14, 2009

686πŸ‘ 861πŸ‘Ž


Joe Rogan

Chimps, Elk, Weed, LA, Fitness, Paranormal, Gobekli Tepi, wolves and bears, MMA, Comedy, Black holes, quads, CIA, Trump, Epstein, DMT, the fucking pyramids. Jamie bringing it all up.

Abe; I listened to Joe Rogan talking about chimps on DMT.
Ed; I watched Joe Rogan talking about chimps on DMT while piloting reverse engineered alien craft. Jamie had to bring up an image.
Abe: I missed out on that.
Ed: You did.

by Klaatu's Nikto October 12, 2020

20πŸ‘ 13πŸ‘Ž


joe rogan

Hot standup comic, very funny. Also women want to lick his neck.

Joe Rogan makes me laugh.

by sxygrl5000 April 10, 2007

186πŸ‘ 270πŸ‘Ž


Joe Rogan

-The pot smoking commentator for the UFC who says very amusing things

-Formerly the host of Fear Factor, but no one watched that shit

-A very funny stand up comedian who often jokes about wacking off

Joe Rogan: That cut looks like a goats vagina!

Me: Omg, joe. Really?

by jiujitsujack August 9, 2009

119πŸ‘ 179πŸ‘Ž


Rogan’s Razor

The phenomenon of when a podcaster or political commentator’s biggest critics have never even listened to them, and instead hate them based purely on what the media and Twitter says.

β€œNobody has stronger opinions about Joe Rogan than people who have never listened to Joe Rogan.”

-Quote from Edward Snowden that demonstrates Rogan’s Razor

by falkenlaser February 8, 2022


That's so Rogan

1) Something extreme, or agressive, offputting or violent. engrossingly repulsive.

2) Something regarding smoking weed, UFC, and starting beefs with comedians.

Opposite of That's so Raven

Woah did you just see that homeless man bite off that pidgeon's HEAD?!?! That's so Rogan

by Kankles March 1, 2007

7πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž