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If shes ur fav character f{quack} off you motherf{quack}ing stupid b{quack}
Dumbass friend: Lila Rossi is my fav
Me: Where is my knife
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A horrible tasting, cheap wine commonly served on ice at Italian parties. Not even good for your enemies. Commonly said by its Italian customers as "callalasi", due to their accents.
Italian aunt: "Genarro, go get me a Callalasi with lotsa lotsa ice!"
Genarro: "WTF did you just say?????"
Translator: "She wants a Carlo Rossi with much ice."
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When one friend hasn't seen another for an extended period of time, withholding ejaculation for at least 3 months and finally culminating in a triumphant explosive release of semen, glazing their friend.
When we finally had the boys trip we'd been planning for months, I made sure I prepared to deliver a glazed rossi!
A really good manipulator that has a 1000 wigs in her basement and a lot of identities, she also has the Wig miraculous and the kwami of the Wig miraculous is Wiggi, the ability is to turn people into wigs, she also has 56 different moms and 0 fathers because shes fatherless x56.
When a man gets pegged, while crying, listening to Ian Noe and watching UNC sports highlights.
I've heard that dude makes his girl give him a Dirty Rossie every night.
David Rossi makes the best spaghetti, I want him to cook of me!.
Person 1: see him? He cooks awesome spaghetti
Person 2: He's totally a David Rossi!