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One of the best humans on the planet! A person that cares deeply about his friends and makes the world seem a little less scary. He's a bright spot during your day, and everything he does for the people he cares about is out of a genuine sense of loyalty and love.
What kind of friend are you?
The best kind, I'm Rowan.
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An Australian Diety of heavy drinking, useful creation and enthusiasm. Called on mainly while in a state of extreme intoxication. Favours offerings of any alchohol, bestows gifts of really sharp knives, and/or beatings on occasion.
See also: Bryan, Browan
By Rowans sweaty crotch this beer is good!
Dude, that cat can totally down his grog like Rowan, it's a miracle!
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The most MLG lad to ever live, has superhuman powers such as sending people to the depths of hell with a few words
Person: hey roast me rowan
Rowan: ur mom gay lol
person: 'Dies'
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a fucking crazy spaz that will sing the soviet Russian anthem while standing on a chair on top of a desk hailing Hitler all at the same. then default dance. all in the middle of class.
rowan shut the fuck up you fucking retard
-cadence
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Person 1:who is Rowan?
Person 2:Just a cool person
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Rowan is the kind and caring person who will always be there for you. He never fails to make you smile, even in your hardest moments. He cares for you more than anyone, and you can guarantee that he will love you unconditionally. He’s the type of person you know saved you, and changed your life. Words can’t describe how thoughtful and loving he is. Hold on to him because he will be the best thing to ever happen to you. He gives you butterflies with his smile and that certain way he looks at you. His hugs will make you feel safe and comforted no matter what. He’s hard to stay mad at and you can’t stay mad at him for long.
Person: hey do you know Rowan?
Person 2: yea he’s so amazing and sweet
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someone who is a know it all, doesn’t know when to stop talking, and thinks their opinion is superior to everyone else’s.
-this guy wouldn’t let me have any space today!
-woah, he sounds like a Rowan
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