Random
Source Code
Random
to have one or more fingers that are swollen from breaking or jamming, and that finger is used to poke fellow employees or finger girls asses with.
I made Eric smell my salad fingers after an intimate night with his mom
4👍 8👎
Salad fingers is a WOMAN. It took a few viewings but I am finally of this opinion due to a couple of pointers...
She has the voice of an old woman.
male dude falls in love with salad fingers
nettles make her lactate
48👍 195👎
This cartoon is just completely fucked up, how it was even legal to put this cartoon online is beyond me! I was shown the 1st episode of salad fingers and it disturbed me so much I stopped watching after 5 minutes!!! Howeber, people that I know have managed (somehow) to survive full episodes of this twisted shit, and I will never know how this was ever possible but the cartoon got worse! The man (I'm presuming) who was responsible for salad fingers needs to go to a phsyciatric ward and stay there until he realised the error of what he's done!!
Salad fingers: a schizophrenic,deformed pedophile.
2👍 3👎
When you finger a girl who has got a bush (unshaven vagine)
Bro I got salad fingers from Brooke Kenny
1👍 1👎
The description of someone's abnormally long fingers. Originating from an online cartoon with a creepy man with abnormally long fingers who thinks running his fingers along rusty spoons is orgasmic.
Related words: salad toes
That girl has some serious salad fingers, she can't even right-click!
2👍 6👎
flash cartoon made by "dave firth".
Completely unneccesary and dighusting. i don't understand how people can actually find it humerous or entertaining. TASTELESS!
person 1: lets talk about salad fingers.
person 2: HOWS ABOOT WE DONT!! it is sickening!
45👍 434👎
When you scratch your butt hole with your fingers and go around shaking peoples hands then afterwards smell them and they smell like shit.
When I got home after the meeting I smelled my fingers and they smelled like tossed salad fingers.
5👍 1👎