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Da Homie Searing is a young athletic male with short brown hair. AKA Jake is a well know Lax player who is probably the best athlete of all time. Michael Jordan once called Da homie asking him for advice. His drip is on a whole new level starting with him modernizing the Bass Pro Shops hat. Jake is an excellent photographer who is just an outstanding student that really works his butt off. Absolute hammer if yk what I mean. Jake is an even better person; he often finds himself at soup kitchens during his free time helping the homeless. Jake is actually considering becoming the 50th president of our proud United States. As for jakes personality traits he is a loving, caring, compassionate, empathetic, the type of guy you would bring home to your parents. Da homie believes in a better world and is working everyday to make the earth a better place whether that is cleaning up litter or donating to a number of charities.
OMG I think I just saw Da Homie Searing in person saving a cat from a tree.
a bunch of rich privileged kids go here and it’s a small school and class of 2020 is stuck up asf
those joseph sears school kids ouch
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A moniker for the recently renamed Willis Tower in Chicago, formerly known as Sears Tower from 1973-2009.
Used by Chicagoans to avoid using the name Willis Tower.
Similar in structure to The Artist Formerly Known as Prince, which the music artist Prince crafted for legal reason to produce music outside the control of his corporate music label, until such time as he could regain his rightful name.
Passenger: Could you please take me to Willis Tower?
Cabbie: What you talkin bout, Willis?
Passenger: Oh, I'm sorry, I mean The Tower Formerly Known as Sears.
Cabbie: Sure.
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a slayful bae💋💋 definitely baefy material
“ZAYUM U SEE DAY GURL SLAYING??? SHE A TOTAL ELLA KAILANI LEONORA SEARS”
When spooning in bed naked and the woman sharts on the man’s junk and then proceeds to finish with the dutch oven
The night was a romantic night until she was searing the meat in the dutch oven.
The best, most awesome way to an hero. Guaranteed success, and an awesome fall to boot! Do it while it's snowing for maximum win.
Tom: Hey, how are you gonna kill yourself?
Me: Isn't it obvious - sears tower suicide all the way!
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Free Coupon for a Dick Pic from Lucy Sears. Know a Lucy Sears and are very trivial in size. For the month of October, its Lucy Sears is fit Month.
Papadapolous: Hey Sears boo
Lucy Sears: What Mr Papadapolous
Papadapolous: Its National Lucy Sears is Fit Month send Pics
Lucy Sears: *Cries in Fit*