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An alternative to traditional Jewish circumcision, where a pomegranate is symbolically cut instead of the baby boy. During a brit shalom the Jewish newborn male is given a Hebrew name and welcomed into Jewish life.
My nephew's parents are proud Jews but didn't want to circumcise their son, so they had a brit shalom instead. Everyone cried — except the baby!
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What Liana Jade says at the start of every video! Best part! Luv you liana
Shalom Jackie! Today we will
* do something fun *!
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When pubic hair around the ballsack region grows long, dense, and curly to such an extreme that the shaft combined with the beard-like phenomenon makes it seem as though you have a hacidic jew between your legs.
When Steve entered the retirement home with his pants off, An older woman cried "What is that!?". But it was too late, everyone stood in awe as Steve's genitalia performed a Bar mitzvah. Cock Shalom.
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A Shalom the creep as the definition implies is in fact a homosexual who lives for the dick which creeps out girls can be shorten to STC or suck the cock which it thinks about. And no matter what people say when it moans it is in fact not sexy but it does help when it listens to recordings of itself moaning and jacks off to it of course using they’re .5 mm tweezer to help out
Oh no it’s a Shalom the creep he’s coming to rape us
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A dirty shalom is a person who will slap you then hug you afterwards. They will support you no matter what but disregard themselves.
“I need a dirty shalom right now”
Hebrew for "May peace be upon you".
'Aleichem shalom' is the traditional reply.
Ithamar: Shalom! Ma nishma?
Keshet: Tov, toda. Shalom aleichem.
Ithamar: Aleichem shalom.
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A phrase translated to "peace out" which is most often used as a closing in a message or conversation.
I'll see you at 7pm for dinner and a movie. Shalom out!