Shaman flip

Taking DMT along with any euphoria inducing drug, such as salvia, MDMA, or shrooms

I think that shaman flip last night gave me Cotard's Syndrome

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Sub-urban Shaman

A term that is loosely used to define sub-urban residents that are particulary well informed psychonaughts that have a particular taste for the highly medicinal/shamanic psychadelics as well as recreational.

Recreational: Mushrooms, Acid, DMT crystals, Extacy, etc.
Shamanic: Ayahuasca brew, Peyote/San Pedro cacti, Sweet Flag Tea, etc.

"My bro mixed up some mescaline medicine in the basment, that dude is a Sub-urban Shaman"

Priest vs shaman

I’d back the shaman .. any day …

Warrior in many lives vs .. anyway ..

The difference

Priest .. walks with god .. in purity .. in love .. light always …

Or they need a new job …

Shaman .. walks with god but has a slightly different perception a more universal view / spectrum, the shaman works in the light .. or should do but someone has to walk the in twilight …

Encounter spirit on many levels

All this you can read about ..

Better than a lot of pass times surely ..

And with knowledge .. you can kinda like maybe even embrace it ..

Shock horror …

Priest vs shaman

Just wanted to put this out there ..

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shaman (shah-man)

1. a noun that describes a man who wears a man-purse.

2. a word used to describe a person who does something relatively gay

"Dude, look at that shaman (shah-man) holding that man-bag."

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shamanate

All kind of activities relating to the beliefs and practices associated with a shaman

verb (used without object), shamanated, shamanating.
- to act as a shaman

Shamans work with the spirit or the soul. They heal illness at the soul level. They gain knowledge and insight from working with the spirits of nature such as rocks and trees, the land, and they gain knowledge from working with spirits of animals and humans such as their ancestors. For the shaman, everything is alive and carries information. You can call this spirit, energy, or consciousness.

In order to communicate with the spirit or consciousness of these things, the shaman will shift his or her own state of awareness. Shamans can do this through various means, such as meditation, repetitive sounds such as that of the drum or rattle, or through the help of hallucinogenic plants. The shaman will then “see” through a new set of eyes, they will see what is going on with you on a spiritual level.

The shaman’s practice is also characterized by the soul flight. The shift of consciousness that the shaman makes, which allows the free part of his or her soul to leave the body. The shaman can then go retrieve information for your healing and growth. They can retrieve healing power, or things that you have lost along the way in living your life. During the soul flight the shaman is both in the room, and going on this “journey” so that he or she has an awareness of both at the same time.

I am going to shamanate all night .
Her eyes got me shamanated .

Penis Shaman

A dude in a van down an alley, sometimes known to frequent sex ed classes, who begs you to pull down your pants and show him your penis. He also has the power to dictate which men's peni have the ability to turn lesbians "correct" (that's what he says) again. New ones show up all the time and no one knows how.

Joe: Hey man, have you seen the penis shaman?
Penis shaman: PULL DOWN YOUR PANTS! I NEED TO SEE YOUR PENIS! SHOW IT TO ME! YOUR PENIS I NEED IT! PENIS PENIS PENIS! GET IN MY VAN! I NEED TO SEE IT! It cannot turn lesbians correct. DON'T PUT IT AWAY! I NEED TO SEE IT!

Penis Shaman

A penis shaman is a man who lives in a van, sometimes can be seen at Sex Ed courses, and he begs to see your penis. They are known to try to take you to their van and look at your penis. They also have the ability to tell you if your penis can turn a lesbian "correct" again (his words not mine). Be careful of the penis shaman. Their powers are few but he will sexually harass you to see your cock in public.

Joe: Hey, have you seen the penis shaman?
PENIS SHAMAN: PULL DOWN YOUR PANTS! I NEED TO SEE IT! PULL IT DOWN! I'M GONNA PULL THEM DOWN! I NEED TO SEE YOUR COCK! PENIS PENIS PENIS! TAKE YOUR UNDERWEAR OFF I DON'T CARE ABOUT THE OUTLINE! GET IT HARD I WANT TO SEE IT HARD! TAKE YOUR PANTS OFF! GET IN MY VAN! MY VAN IS OVER THERE! GET IN IT BUT YOU BETTER NOT HAVE ANYTHING COVERING YOUR MEMBER! It cannot turn lesbians correct. GET IN MY PENIS VAN I NEED TO INSPECT IT! PENIS! STOP THAT MAN HE'S TAKING MY RIGHT TO SEE COCK AWAY! COME BACK!