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A shirt you cum into when masturbating
Jake threw his cum shirt on Mitchell's face. lmao.
A type of boy who never wears shirts.
Emma: I’m talking to a guy named Tim at the moment and he’s trying to simp me up. He never wears shirts 🥵
Jacob: omg Tim is such a fuck shirt
Abbie: Emma you need a new taste in men you slet
Ari: ew
Emma: **angry in dutch**
Slang for getting killed/murdered. Often used by gang members + rappers in recent history
Explanation - When someone is murdered, their loved ones(or fans if famous) put a picture of them on a shirt to honor them. When someone says they’ll put someone on a shirt, they’re planning on killing that person.
“Yo that boy finna be put on a shirt if he don’t quit dissin me”
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Tight necked crew style t-shirt worn underneath another t-shirt. Uses include sopping up an excessive amount of sweat redirected from one’s armpits due to over use of medical grade deodorant, keeping one’s inappropriately stiff nipples from tearing through their outer shirt, or simplify adding a subtle splash of color to one’s ensemble. The Safety Shirt should be an essential staple of every Big Guy’s closet.
Mal: Do I see you wearing not one, but two t-shirts?
Marty: Of course! I don’t go anywhere without a Safety Shirt.
Mal: Is it because you afraid of sweating out all that Big Guy Energy?
Marty: Nope, I just want to make sure I’m not going around cutting glass when my turkey’s done.
Every single gentleman at one time or another has had that one shirt that provides unrivaled luck with the ladies on a night out.
"Are you out tonight mate?"
"Am I! I've just ironed my shagging shirt! I'll be dusting off a few Turbo Chargers in Mission looking for a few game tarts".
When one is not wearing a shirt, thus being naked on the top.
Girl 1: Woah look at all these shirt naked guys!
Girl 2: yeah, hubba hubba
The sexier alternative to shirtless men as it is just a fucking shirt.
Guy 1: What's hotter than shirtless men?
Guy 2: Menless shirts are obviously hotter.