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(noun) a set of circumstances in which one finds oneself; a state of affairs, that have gone to shit.
After hooking up with his female friend once, and being denied a second time, Jake found himself in a shituation.
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A situation in which one's time to reach a proper bathroom will exceed the amount of time before an involuntary bowl movement will occur.
After eating some street food in Mexico, I had a shituation and needed to buy new pants.
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A situation gone bad having to do with shit in one way or the other. Please see examples below where one would use shituation appropriately.
1) Can we please hurry home? I am about to shit my pants. We have a real SHITUATION on our hands.
2) Someone shit on the coats! What, I hope it wasn't my coat. Who is responsible for this SHITUATION?
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To Situate your ass on the toilet seat when getting ready to crap.
"Before I crap I always try to shituate myself"
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when a situation is shit
shit man that is a shituation !
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the act of having to take a shit really badly, but there happen to be no bathrooms anywhere near you.
In the car yesterday, on our road trip I had a real shituation, there were no bathrooms for miles!
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A situation in which only dialogue that can vocalized is, "SHIT."
In other words, a very unfortunate and unpreferable situation to be in.
1) A: "Crap man, last night my girlfriend caught me in a threesome."
B: "Dude, you're in one hell of a shituation."
2) A: "My dear fellow, I just slew a many of elderly women mistakingly placing large quantities of vicodin within their servings of jello!"
B: "Thou oust within a shituaution."
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