short pants featuring extra long legs
Those gangster rappers really enjoy their shlongs
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An alternate term for a haircut popular among white trash (see mullet). Derived from the physical characteristics of the haircut, i.e. SHort in the front and LONG in the back; SHLONG. Has humorous connotations to schlong which refers to the male sexual organ. May be very humorous in usage since the bearer of a shlong may me surprised, flattered, offended, shocked or any combination of these.
1. I like your shlong dude.
2. You have a beautiful Shlong.
3. I'm ashamed to admit it, but I used to have a shlong.
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Derives from the word "Shalong" which mean hose in Armenian.
"Karam ku shlonga mihat tesnem?"
Translation- "Can I see your hose?"
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A penis of great width and height. Normally heard from a black man or a kid that has strict parents.
"Tommy, thats a huge shlong!"