Shootin the rhubarb

Goodbye

Shootin the rhubarb, see you mate.

Comes from the common norn iron phrase "shootin the crow". Which means the same thing.

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shootin' match

Not an activity related to firearms or weapons, but rather a southern U.S. term used to represent a group of people or objects.

Ray Ray: "Whatcha doin' this weekend Bubba?"

Bubba: "Man I'm watching golf. Tiger Woods ain't playin' though. Out with a back injury. You know, if I was he, I'd take my strength coach, cardio coach, lifting coach, and any other coach or trainer that I had and fire the whole shootin' match. They done messed that dude up; ain't none of 'em worth a shit."

Ray Ray: "Yeah too bad for him huh?"

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Shootin' hoops

When masturbating (male), blowing one's load into one's navel.

Shootin' hoops becomes much more difficult with an outtie.

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Shootin Some Meatballs

The 90s phrase for playing basketball (that I totally did not mishear).

Will Smith: And all shootin some meatballs outside of the school
Douche: He said, "b-ball", not meatballs...
Me, an intellectual: Tsk... How does it feel to ride the short bus?

shootin the other shit

Spewin everywhere like crazy. I'm talkin' spittin that jizz like Richard Simmons sucks dick, like nobodys mothafuckin business.

Harold: Wanna chill tonite Steve, just shoot the shit?

Steve: Naw, I'm busy...in 10 I'll be shootin the other shit all over Linda tonite.

Linda: Harold, son, could you take out the garbage?

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shootin around

for a guy to have sex with multiple girls throughout a short period of time.

Joel: Hey dude. You going to the party tonight?

Andy: Yeah, I plan on shootin around.

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Shootin' pool with a rope

Attempting sexual intercourse with a impotent penis.

Green, Last night bro, I was so gone off X I was shootin' pool with a rope.. My girl was pissed!

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