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A penis that is indistinguishable from a pubic hair.
Woman: "How did your date go?"
Woman 2: "Well he cooked for me. Italian"
Woman: "Angel Hair pasta"
Woman: "Tell me about it. A sicilian toothpick"
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A hot sicilian is performed when a man ruptures a girl's cherry and then proceeds to eject his penis covered in blood and wipe it on the girl's face.
This girl was brand new to the world of sex, so I intiated her new experience with a Hot Sicilian.
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A rag-tag way of silencing a handgun, popular in the Sicilian mafia. Made by wrapping a thick towel, washcloth, etc. around your arm holding a pistol, concealing the actual presence of the gun, when firing, the area of the towel in front of the barrel will ignite, Looking like a candle, hence the name. If you need a visual, watch the Godfather 2 when Vito Corleone kills Don Fanucci
I forgot my silencer at my house, luckily there was a towel near by, I made a Sicilian candle and loaded that motherfucker
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Any man, who lives of his wife, who consistently lies and abuses women online to make himself appear to be a success. Often, these types live off woman, and complain about others who are employed. They don't work, they sponge off of girls, and harass and stalk women.
That guy over there, he's a Fat Bald Sicilian type.
When one is at a urinal taking a piss and someone comes up from behind you and cuts off your penis
I was taking a leak when this guy gave me the Sicilian reach around and now I am dickless
When you hear something so inanely stupid, you feel compelled to shit in your own hand and slap the person with it. It's a slightly stronger sentiment than the Italian saying, "Caccate in mano e prenditi a schiaffi," which loosely translated means, "Take a shit in your hands and slap yourself," as the actor in this situation is willing to shit in his or her own hands to get the slap accomplished.
Had someone call the library the other day and ask for a photo of Jesus. Told her that could not possibly exist, but if she'd come in, I'd have a nice big Sicilian mud slap ready for her.
(n) A journey on a boat arranged by a group of mobsters who secretly plan to kill you and toss you into some body of water. They do not have to necessarily be Italian.
Eventually the Mafia caught on to Joey's trechery and secretely took him on a Sicilian Fishing Trip out to the Mediteranean.
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