A short and evil gremlin that is set on the destruction of all productivity. He is a rich model who always asks for handouts and loves ticking off codies.
Simons stop class because they feel like it.
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The name of a tiny ass kid who would have three jackets on
Is that dipshit Simon
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A Rapist who believes in our one god Jason. He will typically be white and likes to commit sexual assault. He has both a Vagina and a dick.
Hey its a Simon
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That one buff dude that all the ladies woo over, and all the other guys envy.
oh god, it's Simon. mr. steal yo girl...
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A word to describe a hugely inappropriate guy, habitual line-crosser and general problem maker. But sees himself as sweet, witty and desired by women.
Antoinne: Catharine shut up. Shut up or I'll punch you in the mouth with my foot.
Catharine: Why are you so mean to me?
Antoinne: you like it -- now go get me a coffee. All girls want me, unless they are married or a lesbian, and even then they still want me.
Catharine: yes master. You are such a simon!
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A guy who's dick is so big they call him the "human tripod".
Hey joe did u see the "human tripod" (simon)today.
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That one short kid in school that is very sus. HE often wears pink shirts and doesn't do the AP 45
Mr Bayer. Understand Simon, you gotta do your AP 45 every night to make this class easier for yourself