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To be completely oblivious to one's self worth, being complete slave to the cunt, taking it dry,the owner of the cunt(who controls the life of the poor cunt simple bastard)controls everything the dumbass does. Very common in South Western Canada, particular anywhere pussy lives.
Daryl is the most cunt simple mother fucker I've ever seen, his balls shrivelled up and his dick's now a mangina.
A simple person is someone who is uncomplicated. They're grateful for the little things in life. They don't try to impress, they're humble. They know what really matters and what doesn't, they're very creative and of higher intelligence than most people, others have trouble understanding them because of the different levels of intelligence. A Simple person is usually of the highest intellect, great character, experienced, and wise. A simple person has a heart of gold and loves nature, their friends and family. It's the simple things in life that they enjoy like quality time. A simple person knows their time is short, so they'll spend every breathing second to make the best of it. They're great listeners, give the best advice. Smart, charismatic, brave and blessed with natural beauty.
A person that enjoys meditation and relaxation.
Someone who is a hard worker, with great character is a simple person.
A simple person is a deep thinker. Knows when to be serious, to speak up.
A simple person likes to spend the weekends laying on a hammock, on a beautiful beach.
Actress Jennifer Aniston, singer Norah Jones are and claim to be simple people. A simple person could be anyone famous or not.
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Something so simple a brain-dead potato with no eyes could do it blindfolded.
Problem is that some people find simple shit really tough or even impossible to understand.
To further understand it, read the examples. This is simple shit.
Tommy: nnngggfff mffff ngggggmmmm
Daddy: It's 20 below and you lick the lamp post? Come on, this is simple shit.
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Dick: I got 3rd degree burns and can't sit or shit without agony. Aaaagh!
Joe: You tried to light a fart! This is simple shit.
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Annie:My shit tastes horrid!
Suzy: God, Annie, this is such simple shit.
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A man often stoned, slow to react, repeats convsersations previously discussed 30 seconds before hand.
Maguire is a simple boi
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I'm looking to score some Simple Simon tonight. I want to get good and silly!
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A pejorative nickname for someone who demonstrates a lack of intelligence or curiosity.
On more than one occasion, the 45th POTUS, sometimes known as President Poptart, has demonstrated himself to be a complete simple tool.
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A man who likes life simple. Wants one girl in his life, a few friends, a happy family, but can never have it. Hates essays, book reports, debates, calculus, some women, basically anything too complicated. He has already persevered, he just wants to chill with chill music with a chilled beverage on a chilly afternoon, watching the sunset. Wishes life wasn't complicated. He is most likely a libertarian.
"Yo, wtf is wrong with you? If everyone can do this, can't you?"
"Sorry bro, I'm just a simple man. I'm not good at this kind of stuff."
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