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Guy 1: Dude have you seen the video of naked Jesus?
Guy 2: Ya! That is a hardcore quantum singularity!
Guy 1: I want a piece o' that yo!
Guy 2: Dude..Jesus could have anyone. No chance you'd be picked. The quantum singularity is gonna be mine!
Uptight Catholic: Blasphemy! How could you speak of our lord in such a manner! You have condemned yourselves to hell.
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A secret code used among theatre kids, especially in gym class. It is used as a method for detecting and recognizing fellow musical lovers.
Gym Teacher: I'm going to count off by fours. All the ones go stand to the right."
Theatre kid #1: "One..."
Theatre kid #2: "...singular sensation!!!!!!!"
Theatre kid #1: "Thank God, someone who understands me!"
Theatre kid #2: "One (singular sensation) never fails."
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He is the embodiment of Nature. The prototype signed to C9. A terminator made to destroy 100T(weets). One vanity may fall, but 1 singular leaf will stand tall.
"With how good that one singular leaf is, even my mom watches VALORANT now too!"
February 14th. The day where the single people of the world are harshly reminded of the love and affection they don't have, whilst binging poorly made romcoms and filling themselves with chocolate in sadness.
Yup.
Jenna: OMG I LOVE Valentine's Day! Me and my bf-...
Chris: You mean "International Singularity Day?"
Jenna: Damn, you're such a downer :(
The point at which after listening to enough country music, different songs start sounding the same. Sometimes you start singing one song only to notice that you're singing an entirely different song 10 seconds later.
Guy 1: "Hey man nice country music mix! The songs all blended together"
Guy 2: "Wait. Those were separate songs?"
Homeless guy: "It's the country music singularity. Just like the BIBLE says! RWEWER THE END IS NEAR!"
A phenomenon commonly seen in the cubicles of cafe and restaurant restrooms, which have a tendency of not having urinals.
Someone walks in and takes a piss, hitting the toilet seat (whether by accident or on purpose, usually on purpose) and the janitor is unlikely to clean the piss due to being underpaid.
The next person walks in and sees the piss on the seat, and stands further away from the seat than the previous person for fear of touching the piss-covered seat.
Due to the increased distance from the toilet seat, the person is more likely to hit the seat with his piss.
Eventually people start hitting not only the seat but also the floor with their piss, leading people to stand further still from the toilet for fear of getting piss on their shoes, leading to an exponential increase in the saturation of piss on the toilet seat and floor and the distance people stand from the toilet, aswell as an exponential decrease in each consecutive visitor's stream accuracy and the likelihood of the janitors cleaning all the piss.
When complete saturation is reached, the janitors will either quit their jobs, commit suicide or make a prayer to janitor jesus to make all the piss go away. The latter option is usually how toilet seats are eventually cleaned.
I went to a public restroom today and the whole seat was covered in piss. Realizing that a toilet seat singularity was in play, I decided not to perpetuate the chain and to simply hold it in until I found a cleaner toilet or a urinal elsewhere.
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The physical property was discovered by the MCHS senior class of 2011 while observing their colleague, Truman. It was determine that his own natural attraction to swag also branches out to people around him so they attract swag while in his general vicinity.
1: Nigga, where'd you get all that swag!?
2: Haven't you heard of Truman's Law of Singular Swaggity?
1: Damn, you been hanging with Truman? Lucky asshole! >.<
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