A person who enjoys the uncommon fetish of rubbing his/her privates on toilet seats.
You know G_Dragon? Yeah, he's a total rim skipper.
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A Jake Skipper... when you're at the school dance and have to switch partners only to see a abnormally sweaty boy glaring back at you who happens to be called Jake. Next please.
"Eww, That's an ugly boy... Think il give him the 'ol Jake Skipper"
One who suffers from server anal seepage that skips or bounces while walking, usually waving one finger back and forth.
Its always important to stay upwind of a Skipper skidmarker due to the horrendous smell of drippy anal fluid running down their cracks.
someone who very often and continuously skips school.
"Dew is never in class. He's such a school skipper!"
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to have sex with the skipper on a boat so many times that you tear her/his asshole.
I had a skipper ripper of a weekend
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When at a water park a very large woman comes out of the slide and skids across the water due to momentum.
Guy 1: damn, did you see that fat bitch skip.
Guy 2: word, it's called a rock skipper
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The art of choking a woman during sex resulting in her dying. Usually a cousin or relative.
βBro I pulled a skippers nephew last night, what the fuck do I do?β
βMy friend got skippers nephewed last week, wanna go to her funeral with me?β