A person who throws a slice of watermelon at another person/object.
Watermelon-slinging slasher: *throws watermelon slice at the victim*
Victimโs friend: Hey, are you good?
Victim: Yeah, that guy is a total watermelon-slinging slasher.
The Shlong Shlinging Slasher was a hidden entity behind the sets of spongebob square. He originated from doodle bob, he became a well known serial killer. Some say hes still out there.
Some say the name of the Shlong Shlinging Slashers name was, the one, The only, โHoo haw hee tiki tikiโ
When you and your sexual partner are having sex in a pile of maple leaves, and you take out a knife covered in syrup and wildly cut them.
"Me and my girl did that Canadian Back-Slasher thing, long story short she's badly injured."
A very BIG GUY that lerk's in the shadows and prays that you drop your keys and bend over and takes your butt hole.
Don't go anywhere alone the ass eating slasher may strike.
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guy 1: yo im finna hash slinging slasher your bumhole nigga
guy 2: thats kinda gay cuz
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He will call your phone then come in and rape you whilst singing the halo theme song with an Algerian flag up his asshole
Spongeboy me bob, the Hash Slinging Slasher is gonna get you if you donโt get a life you lazy shit
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One who is master of slashing the gash
โTim, how much gash do you slash?โ
โIdk man, levi is slashing all the gash... heโs the gash slasher.โ