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The Master Of Smells is a mysterious near-mythical man-creature who has the ability to summon and manipulate any smell in the universe. He is surrounded by a constant, horrendous odour that makes it near-impossible to approach him. He also carries with him an enchanted satchel which contains many sacred and rare scents. It is widely believed that the Master is the most powerful force in creation.
Other titles attributed to the Master are:
Lord Of the Nostril,
Conductor Of Odours,
Ruler of Essence,
The Monarch of Aroma
Master Of Smells: "Hand me ma' satchel.. ma' satchel of smells"
"Subway smell" is the staunch odor that soaks into your clothing while eating at a Subway restaurant. Many scientists theorize that this God awful smell is produced by the "fresh" baked bread; however, another competing school of thought theorizes that the stench comes from the chemical preservative liquid that the meats come packed in.
Once the smell has penetrated your clothing, you will inevitably smell like a rotten butthole for the rest of the day. Most people will mistake your newly acquired smell for B.O. unless you are carrying a Subway bag, in which case they will immediately understand the source of the offending odor.
Hey Matt, let's go get a $5 footlong at Subway for lunch.
No way Travis. I've got a date with Sarah tonight, and my chances of getting laid will diminish if I have Subway smell on me.
Yes, that place is an olfactory nightmare.
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When someone is lying so bad that you can smell it
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When you stick your hands down your pants after a long day at work or school and you balls have that "ball smell."
After Spiderman 3 i stuck my hands down my pants and rubbed my fingers all over my nutsack and then stuck my fingers under my girlfriend's nose and she puked uncontrollably from the "Ball Smell."
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A lingering smell of sweaty socks with a slight hint of fart. Not sharp, nor hinting. Just Bum.
(Stood in the sports hall)
*Michelle walks past*
Emilia: Euuurgh someone smells of bum
Matthew: Who is the owner of the bum smell?
Emilia: I think its Michelle- she doesn't clean her booty...
Phrase to describe a situation the meets your approval. Rather than saying "Sounds good", use "Smells good". Passes sanity check and is a-ok.
"We will leave the house at 8 and meet up with them at 9."
"Smells good👍🏻".
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Anything or place that smells like Cleveland. Anything or Place that smells like a combination of Pollution, Marijuana Smoke, and Gunpowder. It is Also Known As the Detroit, and Baltimore smell.
Cleveland, Ohio is one of the few cities to have a distinct smell. The smell is primarily a mix of Factory Waste, Marijuana Smoke, and Gunpowder. There is also a hint of: Decaying bodies, Burning Rivers, Crack Smoke, Alcohol, Rat Poison, and Rabid Dogs.
Maine Yuppie: (Plugs nose) "Ahhh, what the hell is that smell"
Cleveland Thug: "What? I dont smell nothin"
Maine Yuppie: "Its a over-powering stench of weed, gunsmoke, and Nuclear waste, oh I think Im dying man!"
Cleveland Thug: "Ohh, thats just the Cleveland Smell"
Maine Yuppie: "Get me to the nearest StarBucks!!, ahh ahh..." (passes out)
Cleveland Thug: "I dont get it man, my dude from Detroit came down here and said it smelled great"
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