a man who, when wearing tight clothes, has no noticeable bulge in the front of his pants
In the 60's TV series BATMAN, Robin (played by Burt Ward) was a smoothie.
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n. cleanly or freshly shaven cock and balls
I just got done shavin' my dong so that I could give my gf a smoothy tonight.
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Its a drink made up of the semen of 3 young chads.
Moe: Hey! Did you hear about the drink Jack, Mike and Adam made?
Sophia: No, what is it?
Moe: It's a smoothie!
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When a persons genitilia is neither penis or vagina, just smooth skin. Probably no hair either. Otherwise known as a eunich.
Dude, did you see that guy? He had such a smoothy, man Marty isn't gonna believe this!
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When, at least, two guys (or more) jerk off into a cup and mix it around.
"Haha, Jake, Nick, and Alex all jerked it into a cup and made a smoothie!" - Nick
"Pics or it didn't happen." -Joe
"HAHA, We gave it to Jenny and we told her it was just her boyfriends jizz and she drank it!" - Nick
"OH GOD, Holy shit!" - Joe
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A casual dresser,someone who wears casual clothes.Was in use more in the 70s 80s.
They drove ford cortinas or capris,and lived a straight life.
Look at that tosser kevin,he's such a smoothie.
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1. A fruit drink with yogurt/ice cream. AKA Jamba Juice
2. A dude well versed in the art of pussy seduction
girl: My bf got me a purple beanie baby! i love the color purple.
dude: hes a smoothie.
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