A person that stalks chat rooms all day, usually unemployed and sits on theirs sofa all day with their laptop. A sofa boy has been known to create Shadow Puppets to justify his non-existant life.
Sofa boy has spent 20 hrs. posting in this chat room today.
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A willy which is cleverly disguised as a sofa/settee/arm chair. It can be a perticularly hairy sofa willy for detail.
Imagine a typical willy shape which would be drawn on a school desk. Put two circles on in the middle of each bollock. Add a stump at the bottom of each bollock to make the feet of the arm chair. Add other details such as material on the back part of it. You now have a Sofa Willy.
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in translation meaning so fuckin'
Joe: You're reatarded. Sofa King Retarded
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When after you butt fuck your girl she shits all over your white sofa and you're force to blame it on the dog.
*after pulling out*
Brandon: What the fuck just happened?!
Haley: Sorry, I couldn't help it!
Brandon: Did you just white sofa me, bitch?!
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When your balls act as a sofa for your penis.
Bloody hell, I almost tripped on my sausage sofa.
Some one who's so painfully stupid that the only way to define them is that they have a brain made out of upholstery.
Gerard: Man did you hear what that MP was saying?
Felix: I know dude! Talk about ignorant...
Gerard: Goddammit bro too true! What a Sofa Head!
A face you would like to sit on
Laura: She has a sofa face
Kyle: Wtf is sofa face?
Laura: A face I'd like to sit on :)