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A title associated with Lauren Caitlin Upton, Miss South Carolina in the Miss Teen USA Pageant 2007, made famous by her answer to the following question asked by Amiee Teegarden:
"Recent polls have shown a fifth of American's can't locate the U.S. on a world map. Why do you think this is?"
To which Miss South Carolina replied:
"I personally believe that U.S. American's are unable to do so because uh, some people out there in our nation don't have maps and, uh I believe that our education like such as South Africa, and uh, the Iraq, everywhere like such as and I believe that they should our education over here in the U.S. should help the U.S. uh, or should help South Africa and should help the Iraq and the Asian countries so we will be able to build up our future for our children."
I am so jealous that Miss South Carolina has been everywhere like such as!
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Probably the reason people hate the US
That fucking miss South Carolina bitch could not be dumber.
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A school in a town designed for college kids. Within a mile radius, you can make a fake ID at Kinko's, buy a bottle of everclear at Greene's, mix it with a Sonic slushy, sell your plasma for bar money, and head to Five Points. From there you can get arrested, taken to the Richland County Jail and can walk to the football stadium for the game the next day if your friends don't bail you out in time. Whoever designed this college and city knew what they were doing. And whoever came up with the mascot -- well, wherever that person is, I'm sure he's still smiling about it.
Wow, I loved drinking in Five Points when I visited the University of South Carolina.
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I personally believe places like The Miss South Carolina and everywhere like such as, and Urbandictionary.com can't afford definitions, and, uh, like, I think the urbandictonary.com education people should help us.
Thank you Miss South Carolina for giving us the true meaning of entertainment
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A place in the small countryside where hot white boys dwell and play football, namely in the city of Lexington.
Omg ur moving to South Carolina? I think you’ll find tons of hot football guys there lining up for u.
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The act of picking up a girl at a Walmart, taking her home to have sex with her, and when you are about to cum, you pull out, put a plastic Walmart bag (must be from a Walmart) over her face, and ejaculate onto the bag that is now covering her face.
Person A: Dude, I picked up a girl at Walmart last night.
Person B: Oh, nice! Did you give her a South Carolina Windshield?
Person A: Yup! Luckily I had a Walmart bag lying around at my house to put over her head to cum on.
Person B: Good, cause everyone knows that without a Walmart bag, it's not a South Carolina Windshield.
Person A: Yeah, that's a necessity for a proper South Carolina Windshield
A professional ice hockey team located in North Charleston, South Carolina. They are the ECHL affiliates of the Hershey Bears of the AHL, and the Washington Capitals of the NHL
LETS GO SOUTH CAROLINA STINGRAYS!!!!!
YOU JUST GOT STUNG BY THE STINGRAYS!!!!
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