Slav speedball

The state you are in after snorting a line of blow and ripping a bong.

- He died from speedball!
- Have you heard of slav speedball?
- No, how does it compare?
- It's not as deadly and soul-crushing but it's a lighter version of an inhibiting, 'downer' drug and a hardcore accelerating stimulant - blow and weed.

pigeon speedball

A mixer of Neurosleep and pre-workout designed for those abstaining from drugs and alcohol.

Get that missionary a pigeon speedball, we will go HAM.

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Frisco Speedball

a mixture of cocaine, heroin, and LSD. a variation on the classic speedball, which is simply a mixture of cocaine and heroin for intravenous injection. taken from the idea that LSD was first widely popular in the Haight-Ashbury section of San Francisco in the 1960's.

I really don't think anybody does Frisco Speedballs anymore, and that's just sad.

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Yuppie speedball

Two beers and a coffee - typically consumed by yuppies at lunch on a workday.

"It's Dog-fucking Friday, let's go do a few yuppie speedballs."

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Hippy Speedball

To drink coffee while smoking weed, preferable in blunt form.

Maaaaaan, I woke up this morning and totally had myself a Hippy Speedball.... yeaaaah maaaaaann..

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Junior Speedball

The act of Mixing together Marijuana and Coffee. Kind of like speedballing (mixing heroin and cocaine), but on a much less drastic scale. Usually performed by potheads who have to work early.

Person1: "Phew, time for lunch break. So what are you having today??"

Person2: "Not sure, probably just gonna nap. My junior speedball is wearing off."

Person1: "Well i got some more green if you want to smoke."

Person2: "I love you."

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Appalachian Speedball

The combination of weed in any of its many forms (joint, a bowl, blunt, a really nice one-hit behind a dumpster, etc) with a strong coffee drink, such as a 4-shot iced americano. It's important for both to be administered within fifteen minutes of each other. Many people also refer to this as "morning routine".

At my place of work, I need to be able to talk to a lot of people and not want them all dead on a constant basis; if it weren't for that Appalachian Speedball I had prior to getting here, several of these people might have been needlessly murdered.

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