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Your fastest friend
Branch you run so fast, your a speedy branch.
"He is my cousin; and, he is only the fastest mouse in all
of Mexico. No! In all of the world."--Slowpoke Rodriquez
SPEEDY GONZALES: "Arriba! Arriba! Andale! Andale! Vamos ahora, muchachos y gauchos."
"...The League of United Latin American Citizens argued that SPEEDY's cleverness and personality was a positive depiction of Mexicans.
-- Wikipedia
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Only like the fastest mouse in all "El Mundo" ARRIBA!!!
Man I wish I was as fast as Speedy G.
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I'll bet a hundred bucks that Speedy Gonzales will run circles around that gayass hedgehog simply by eating one habanero pepper. And besides, anyone who eats that shit will definitely run faster than sonic.
By the time Sonic the Hedgehog was halfway through the race, he saw Speedy Gonzales already sipping beer with the hot chicks at the finish line.
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a man or women who cums quickly, without much direct sexual stimulation.
YEA! i made her cum, but then again she was a speedy claxton.
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A person (often a female) that will get so desperate on something that they will speak faster.
Stop being a needy speedy and calm down!
The state of a mans penis after copious amounts of amphetamines, or methamphetamine. Not quite hard but not limp.
I was fucking this crank whore with my "speedy petey"