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Guinness Stout Gut Spout

An awful form of the beer shits caused by drinking Guinness Stout the evening prior, in which the sphincter acts as a spigot which, when opened, empties the contents of one's innards into a toilet bowl. The diarrhea is generally black, served at room temperature, and has a nice, frothy head.

Man, I double-poured a pint of Guinness Stout Gut Spout into the toilet this morning; it was not good.

by Rusty's Brother, Turd June 1, 2014

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Out like a spout in a drought

There ain’t nothing left

I ‘ve hit 99, I’m out like a spout in a drought!

by Dancecookies43 December 12, 2017


Mouth Spout

Just a triangle cup. The entire thing is a spout.

"... why the hell do you have a triangle cup??"
"Because.... mouth spout."

by DumbleFumble November 18, 2020


Mouth Spout

A person who doesn't bother reading or learning things for themselves but instead makes ignorant comments learned from other ignorant or radical red-neck sources

You are nothing but a Drumpf mouth spout without any opinions or knowledge of your own.

So what trash is coming out of your mouth today, you red-neck, ignorant Breitbart mouth spout.

by Lady Goshawke June 2, 2017


Pout on the Spout

When your girl is miserable asf, but you get her sucking you off any way.

Abbie was sad yesterday because I discovered she cheated on me again, so she agreed to gimme a good old pout on the spout to calm me down.

by Snut17 January 17, 2019


Red Spout

When a person is receiving a handjob from a woman who is wearing a ring on her finger and it accidentally cuts the mans penis. Immediately, blood starts to squirt everywhere uncontrollably.

The after effect is a shriveled up hard on and a very sad man boy.

Trisha’s such a bitch, she gave me a Red Spout last night.

by FatalStraw January 16, 2019


Gunk spout

The act of sneezing and ejaculating at the same time, aiming the discharge at a counterpart's face/tits.

Person 1: Bro, last night I straight up jizzed and sneezed at the same time. It felt amazing!
Person 2: Classic Gunk spout.

by LaLaLandWon March 1, 2017