An awful form of the beer shits caused by drinking Guinness Stout the evening prior, in which the sphincter acts as a spigot which, when opened, empties the contents of one's innards into a toilet bowl. The diarrhea is generally black, served at room temperature, and has a nice, frothy head.
Man, I double-poured a pint of Guinness Stout Gut Spout into the toilet this morning; it was not good.
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I ‘ve hit 99, I’m out like a spout in a drought!
Just a triangle cup. The entire thing is a spout.
"... why the hell do you have a triangle cup??"
"Because.... mouth spout."
A person who doesn't bother reading or learning things for themselves but instead makes ignorant comments learned from other ignorant or radical red-neck sources
You are nothing but a Drumpf mouth spout without any opinions or knowledge of your own.
So what trash is coming out of your mouth today, you red-neck, ignorant Breitbart mouth spout.
When your girl is miserable asf, but you get her sucking you off any way.
Abbie was sad yesterday because I discovered she cheated on me again, so she agreed to gimme a good old pout on the spout to calm me down.
When a person is receiving a handjob from a woman who is wearing a ring on her finger and it accidentally cuts the mans penis. Immediately, blood starts to squirt everywhere uncontrollably.
The after effect is a shriveled up hard on and a very sad man boy.
Trisha’s such a bitch, she gave me a Red Spout last night.
The act of sneezing and ejaculating at the same time, aiming the discharge at a counterpart's face/tits.
Person 1: Bro, last night I straight up jizzed and sneezed at the same time. It felt amazing!
Person 2: Classic Gunk spout.