stage right

To dip, scoot, skedaddle. Especially in an uncomfortable situation.

Jeff: Fuck you, Zach.
Zach: Fuck you, Jeff.
Andre: I'mma stage right.

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Stage Fright

The inability to use public bathroom stalls or urinals because of you feeling very uncomfortable or embarrassed

I hate going to the bathroom in public I always get stage fright

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Stage 5

A needy person, usually a hook-up who is getting too serious too quickly.

Short for "Stage 5 Clinger" - (see "Stage 5 Clinger")

I think I have to ditch her. She's called me three times today, and won't stop asking who I'm with and when she can see me again. She's a stage 5, for sure.

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Stage Manager

Some one in charge or getting all the wallabys on stage and feeding them cornflakes.

"Hey stage manager, get them damn wallabys on stage pronto!".....strewth

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desk staging

The practice of covering your desk with papers, completed work, and other important-looking papers to give the appearance that you are really busy when really you're surfing the net, watching YouTube vids and doing other non-work things.

"My realtor taught me this trick of staging my house for sale so I tried it at work, I started desk staging so it looked like I was too busy to take on another task and voila, my boss bought it!"

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Stage Weasel

A person who constantly attempts to position themselves in front of you at a show. Stage weasels are obsessed with getting as close as possible to the performer on stage. Most stage weasels are usually female although if male the stage weasel will usually be taller than you.

After the warm-up act is when stage weasels are at their most aggressive.

Stage Mom

Pushy, obnoxious, crazy mothers who force their kids to act, model, or enter beauty contests. Usually turning them into emotionally scared adults who hate their parents.

That crazy stage mom needs to give it up, her daughter is ugly as hell.

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