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exotic dancers who work during the day and are typically less "talented" than night and weekend staff.
Bob - "Did you hear that Tom is dating an exotic dancer?"
Tom - "Really? I didn't think he could pull it off!"
Bob - "Don't be so impressed, she's only a "day stripper"."
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a mindset which tends to despoil the moral integrity of women who engage in ass-shaking on a professional basis for an extended period.
Over time, exposure to the shake joint environment has a tendency to exacerbate latent neuroses in females, particularly those which negatively affect their interpersonal relationships with males. Primary indicators of stripper mentality include emotional disassociation, narcissism and drug addiction.
As the stripper mentality takes hold of their personalities, these women come to view men as mark-ass tricks, trick-ass marks, and straight up sucker motherfuckers of whom they might take advantage. The pleasure they derive from sexual relations is often diminished, as the female instead comes to view sex - or more often, the promise of sex - as a means to an end, with the ends most commonly being acquisition of currency, material goods, illicit psychoactive substances, or some combination thereof.
My girlfriend just started stripping and she's making great money, but I'm worried that she might eventually fall prey to the stripper mentality. I've already closed our joint bank account just to be safe.
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When a stripper's toes protrude over the edge of her platform shoes.
Did you see Kim's nasty ass stripper toes, hanging over the edge of her shoes?
Stripper fart is when you put your face too close to a dancing stripper and she farts on your face.
You should have been there, dude. Mike got a stripper fart and he passed out.
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A collection of 5 or more-one dollar bills.
Guy 1: Hey dude, do you have change for a 5?
Guy 2: Yeah, just let me check my stripper stash.
When you go alone to a strip club with way to much money and a stripper talks you into going to the VIP room. One hour later you are out 800 bucks and only got three lap dances! You got stripper mugged!
Ted was on a business trip by himself and had to spend the night at a motel. He decided to go to a strip club and have a few drinks to unwind. Thirty minutes and two beers later he was enamored by a stripper and started up a conversation. Next thing he knows, he is walking out of the club broke and pissed off because the bitch talked him into the VIP where she proceeded to milk only his wallet. Ted realized that if he would have had a wing man he would not have been so dumb. Always go to the club with your boys or you may get stripper mugged.
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A secret hideout built by a stripper in order to shelter your lap dances from the rest of the club. It is ussually made of multiple high back chairs turned backwards to create a wall of privacy. It is generally more cost effective than the VIP room.
Matt said he had the time of his life at the club last night. He hooked up with a cool stripper and she even built him a stripper fort! She then proceeded to violate the clubs touching policy! It was better that any VIP room.
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