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"Who's that guy over there?" "Oh that's just stumpy."
A common name for a balding man who generally wears tight fitting pants to his workplace, and has a major case of genital size inferiority to his siblings. (most frequent occurrences are found between identical twins)
You know Alden sure wouldn't be so Stumpy if he'd just buy some looser fitting slacks.
A short man (or woman)
Not a tall person
Hey see that guy over there? I was towering over the Li'l Stumpy
A chubby, round faced girl, that's squat in stature and enjoys blowing dudes in ice shanties.
We pulled this Stumpy Eskimo out of the bar last night and brought her in to the ice shack, she smelled like kerosene and fish, but she sure sucked my chub dry.
To wake up with morning wood late for work show up and your dick gets caught in a wood chipper.
Mike woke up with morning wood tripped and fell in a wood chipper,oh I guess you can say he called now a stumpy lumber jack. Careful working around the equipment boys don't want to stumpy lumber jack yourself.
When you meet a lovely woman and you go on a nice long walk on a lovely seaside beach (as opposed to a landside one) and then you take her home, and have a lovely time.
"Yeah, I got frumpy and stumpy with Maria last night, and it got totally frumped and stumped" - Jesus
stumpy mcrainbow dash is the bestest person ever. she is very short though.
"oh yeah that's stumpy mcrainbow dash over there"
"stumpy mcrainbow dash is very majestic"